‘90 Day Fiancé’: Top 5 Funniest Insults From the TLC Franchise
The 90 Day Fiancé cast insulting each other is not out of the ordinary. Cast members have hurled many insults on the TLC show, but only a few have stuck. Here is our list of the top 5 90 Day Fiancé insults of all time.
5. “I recognize you because you are fatter than ever.” — Larissa dos Santos Lima
During the finale of 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? Season 5 tell-all, Colt Johnson’s exes, Jess Caroline and Larissa dos Santos Lima, team up to drag him. They haven’t seen each other since the last tell-all, and Larissa had gotten some plastic surgery since then.
Colt told her, “She looks different, let me tell you. She looks a little more larger in the chest. I never recognize you.” Larissa quickly retorts, “I recognize you because you are fatter than ever.”
4. “Is it because you love your momma more than your ex-wife?” — Chantel Everett
Backstage of the tell-all for 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? Season 4, Colt Johnson finds himself in another argument. Chantel Everett is bickering with her husband, Pedro Jimeno, for joking about divorce. Colt chimes in, “Well, love is not enough. I’ve learned that the hard way,” referencing his divorce from his ex-wife, Larissa.
Chantel asks him, “Is it? Is it not? Why?” She asks him, “Is it because you love your momma more than your ex-wife?” Of course, this comment escalates into a full-blown scream out backstage between Colt and Chantel.
3. ‘F***ing crazy old man, alone and depressing from Michigan.’ — Jasmine Pineda
On 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days Season 5, Jasmine Pineda confronts her boyfriend, Gino Palazzolo, for sending nudes of her to an ex-girlfriend. She finds out from his ex that he was also previously on a “sugar baby” website, where he had been paying women $250 a night for “sleepovers,” AKA sex.
That’s when Jasmine confronts him and freaks out. Jasmine told him that she was not interested in being with a man who had to pay for sex. She then calls Gino a “f***ing crazy old man, alone and depressing from Michigan.” And 90 Day Fiancé fans from Michigan agree that this is one hilarious insult.
2. ‘F***ing a** b**** a** sl*t a** wh*re!’ — Chantel Everett
During the trip to the Dominican Republic to visit Pedro’s family, Chantel and her sister-in-law, Nicole Jimeno, get into a fight after a translation error. While confronting Pedro’s family about the money he’s been sending, Nicole tells him if she doesn’t want to be in a marriage with Pedro, she should “divorce him, period.”
Nicole said “period” in Spanish, which is “punto,” but Chantel misheard it as “punta,” which is a major insult in Spanish, meaning wh*re. Chantel asks her, “Did you just call me a f***ing b****?”
Nicole says, “Yes.” That’s when Chantel says, “You are a f***ing wh*re. And you will not disrespect me like this today. Good night.” She then mutters the iconic string of expletives as she walks off, “f***ing a** b**** a** sl*t a** wh*re.”
1. “You f***ing ninja turtle, penguin, batman-a** b****” — Antonio
Quite possibly the most exquisite insult in the history of 90 Day Fiancé is in season 5 when Antonio insults David Toborowsky after a night of heavy drinking. It’s the first few weeks that David’s fiancé, Annie Suwan, is in the US, and she’s feeling uncomfortable with him being drunk while at his friends, Nikki and Chris’ house.
While inside the home discussing David’s drunkenness, he suggests that Nikki’s brother, Antonio, wants to have sex with his brother-in-law Chris. David says, “That’s ’cause you want to f*** him.”
Things only go from bad to worse when David tries to apologize to Antonio. In the never-before-seen clip that aired during the season tell-all, Antonio pours a bowl of water on David’s head while he’s asleep.
Antonio says, “You’re going to embarrass me b****?” He pours the water on David, saying, “Wake the f*** up h*. Wake the f*** up. I should have knocked you the f*** out with your ugly a**.”
Then he says possibly the most iconic line of the entire franchise, “You old b****. You ugly a** b****, you f***ing ninja turtle, penguin, batman-a** b****.” We have to thank Antonio for this hilarious, top-notch insult that has stood the test of time.
New episodes of 90 Day Fiancé Season 9 air Sundays at 8 pm EST on TLC and discovery+.
