‘Below Deck Sailing Yacht’: Jean-Luc Is Ready to Fight Jack Daniel’s After a Wild Night – ‘F**k You, Jack Daniel’s!
Deckhand Jean-Luc Cerza Lanaux from Below Deck Sailing Yacht has a bone to pick with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s whiskey has he hilariously bemoans the amount he drank during a wild night with the crew.
Crew nights on the boat prove to be wilder than crew nights on the town. Hooking up is already taking place. Plus, since no one is driving or dining in public, drinking as much booze as possible is limitless. At least for Cerza Lanaux who, despite his seven-foot-tall stature is no match for too much whiskey.
Pizza and beer ends with whiskey and the hot tub
The crew celebrates a successful charter on the sailing yacht. And while clubbing isn’t possible, partying on the yacht means inhibitions have walked the plank. After having dinner of pizza and beer, the crew cranks their partying up a notch or ten. They break out the hard liquor and everyone starts doing shots.
While everyone is putting back some serious hard liquor, Cerza Lanaux is pounding the drinks. Cameras capture him chugging booze and then later sitting in the hot tub with his eyes at half-mast.
“So who’s the drunkest girl and I think it’s J.L,” deckhand Sydney Zaruba points out as Cerza Lanaux smiles from the jacuzzi feeling no pain. First mate, Gary King points out that Cerza Lanaux is the drunkest boy and girl on board the boat.
Chief engineer Colin Macrae, who shares a bunk with Cerza Lanaux sits nearby and asks Cerza Lanaux if he’s OK. “J.L. is white-girl wasted,” Macrae laughs in a confessional.
“I’m fantastic,” Cerza Lanaux replies. His “fantastic” feeling won’t last for long.
‘F**k you, Jack Daniel’s,’ Jean-Luc Cerza Lanaux exclaims
The party gets even wilder as crew members hook up with each other, including King and Zaruba, which could prove to be problematic. King is Zaruba’s boss – hello awkward on deck.
As for Cerza Lanaux, the fast and furious liquor consumption catches up to him and he ends up vomiting in the bathroom. Macrae, who hops in bed while Cerza Lanaux is in the bathroom asks him if he’s had a “good chunder” which means to “throw up.”
“Yeah, no it was very productive, honestly,” Cerza Lanaux says now in his bunk with his eyes closed. As he drifts off to sleep, Cerza Lanaux battles with the very booze that sent him to the toilet.
“Motherf**king Jack Daniel’s,” Cerza Lanaux mutters as he struggles to get comfortable in his tiny bunk. He continues to grumble, often uttering unintelligible phrases, which becomes absolute comedy for Macrae who laughs in the bunk beneath Cerza Lanaux. In fact, Macrae tries to ask Cerza Lanaux when he’s up in the morning. But all he gets is, “F**k Jack Daniel’s.”
So how does Cerza Lanaux feel the next day? Find out on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, every Monday at 9/8c on Bravo.
