Vinny Guadagnino Shares Which ‘Jersey Shore’ Roommates He Would ‘F*ck, Marry, and Kill’
Jersey Shore star Vinny Guadagnino has kept many fans entertained on social media throughout the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. During a recent Q&A session on his Instagram Stories, Guadagnino played a round of the fictional game “F*ck, Marry, Kill.” Find out which roommates Guadagnino would choose.
Vinny Guadagnino opens up to fans on Instagram
Guadagnino is extremely active on social media. When new episodes of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation air, Guadagnino is frequently live-tweeting the occasion with thousands of fans.
During the coronavirus (COVID-19) quarantine, Guadagnino has hosted several “Ask Me Anything” forums on his Instagram. On Jan 3, 2021, Guadagnino answered many fan questions including: “What’s your toxic trait?”
“Thinking I need an iced coffee every time I leave my house,” the Jersey Shore star responded in his Instagram Stories.
“[What are] your pet peeves?” another fan asked.
“People suckin’ on Juuls,” Guadagnino replied.
Others asked about why Guadagnino is still single — “Because the universe has someone special waiting for me” — and his celebrity crush — “Jourdan Dunn, she’s engaged though” — but one of the most interesting questions a fan asked was for Guadagnino’s “F*ck, Marry, Kill” list.
Vinny Guadagnino would marry Pauly DelVecchio, obviously
Jersey Shore fans know of Guadagnino’s tight-knit relationship with Pauly DelVecchio. As such, Guadagnino’s choices in this very make-believe game of who he would choose to “F*ck, marry, and kill” made sense to many fans.
Guadagnino was asked who he would want to sleep with, marry, and kill out of his co-stars, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Pauly DelVecchio, and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.
“Kill Mike because I can’t hear the same quotes over and over,” Guadagnino joked, adding: “F*ck Ronnie because I like toxic quickies. Marry Pauly duh.”
Most of Guadagnino’s answers seemed obvious to fans. “The only time I’ve ever agreed with Vin,” a fan said on Reddit.
“Who wouldn’t marry Pauly lol,” another fan commented. “Rich, funny, sweet and easy on the eyes.”
Still, there were others who disagreed with Guadagnino’s choice in who to marry.
Some ‘Jersey Shore’ fans disagree with Vinny Guadagnino’s ‘F*ck, Marry, Kill’ reasoning
Both “The Situation” and DJ Pauly D have their own catchphrases. From the early days of Jersey Shore, DelVecchio has been screaming things like “Cabs are here!” and “T-Shirt time!”
Now, Sorrentino, or “Big Daddy Sitch,” has added more catchphrases to Jersey Shore fans’ repertoire. From “We turn our ‘Ls’ into Lessons” and “The comeback is always greater than the setback,” Sorrentino has given DelVecchio a run for his money in the quote department.
As such, some fans disagree with Guadagnino’s choice in who to marry and who to kill in this fictional game. Considering his reason for wanting to “kill” Sorrentino, some fans thought marrying DelVecchio might present the same challenge of having to hear the same quotes all the time.
“He wouldn’t hear the same quotes over and over again from Pauly,” a fan commented sarcastically on Reddit.
“When I read this I heard the following in rapid succession,” another said, adding some of DelVecchio’s most commonly used phrases:
‘CABS ARE HERE!’
‘GRENADE [WHISTLE]!’
‘BURGERS FOR DA BOYZ’
‘GUIDO [PROBLEMS]’
‘AW YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!’
Regardless of what fans think, Guadagnino’s choices were part of a harmless game. Guadagnino’s fans are hopeful he’ll do more Q&A sessions in the future.
